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white.
maintain. maintain as black battles white.
thrown in to chose one.
don't know when the clock will stop and not doing a thing about it.
apathy breeds cancers.
cold gray nothing ends.
blackness.
There once was a boy who came from a place shaped like a heart, in the midst of a terrible land without one. The boys name was eorielle. Every day he wondered why there was so much hatred in a land with such a big heart. Then he realised that though there was a symbolic heart, it meant nothing and there would forever more be hatred. Then he moved to the great white north, where a girl used to live in a castle of sugar.
Television reporter Shield McFearless find himself behind a wooden anchorpersons desk unaware of the camera. It is on, and pointed directly at him.
“.....and then she said, forget the coke, I got a better idea. Next thing I know she’s jumping out the window! I swear on the life of my goldfish, funniest thing this poor old Alabama kid had ever seen. Straight jumped nineteen floors! After I had stopped laughing and snorted the rest of the blow I ditched Spiltsville and headed for the coast. That poor broad I think will always somehow be in the rearview mirror of my mind. Especially the next time I see a shark-filled coffee table piled high with the purest of snow in the penthouse of the nearest nineteen story eyesore I tell ya......like wow!”
“....hey Shield.”
“Yeah Marty, what you got for the Shield? What you got to give the Fearless one?”
“We’re live.”
“Crickets!” yelped Shield. “Ladies and gentlemen of the Tri-state area. Momentarily we will cut live to a press conference the President is said to be making on the course of what is being called Operation Care Bear. All preliminary reports are of military force of some sort armed with militarist gear and garb of the camouflaged variety. This military force is said to be conducting a strategic and preciously precise attack on the terror network know simply as Care Bear. Reports are of teddy bear like beings often brightly colored, fuzzy and each with it’s own motto, chest patch or symbol of some sort it says here. It also says here that each has its own character quirk, relationship challenge and caring mission. Authorities are cautioning everyone to be on the lookout for these Care Bears and to alert authorities to their whereabouts if spotted. The reports are coming in faster than flies at a forgotten fish fry. But I’m getting word that the President is about to speak....and yes...we will take you live to an undisclosed underground instillation where the President is speaking. Enjoy. And remember to the victory go the spoils. Haste makes waste. And racecar spell backwards is racecar. God save the Queen.”
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someone
please call
a surgeon
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do you think that someone paints your mirror
A juggling jerk jacking the jolly from a jumping jack.
A hemorrhaging hem locked starved hermaphrodite humming the homecoming queen haggard.”
“.....and then she said, forget the coke, I got a better idea. Next thing I know she’s jumping out the window! I swear on the life of my goldfish, funniest thing this poor old Alabama kid had ever seen. Straight jumped nineteen floors! After I had stopped laughing and snorted the rest of the blow I ditched Spiltsville and headed for the coast. That poor broad I think will always somehow be in the rearview mirror of my mind. Especially the next time I see a shark-filled coffee table piled high with the purest of snow in the penthouse of the nearest nineteen story eyesore I tell ya......like wow!”
“....hey Shield.”
“Yeah Marty, what you got for the Shield? What you got to give the Fearless one?”
“We’re live.”
“Crickets!” yelped Shield. “Ladies and gentlemen of the Tri-state area. Momentarily we will cut live to a press conference the President is said to be making on the course of what is being called Operation Care Bear. All preliminary reports are of military force of some sort armed with militarist gear and garb of the camouflaged variety. This military force is said to be conducting a strategic and preciously precise attack on the terror network know simply as Care Bear. Reports are of teddy bear like beings often brightly colored, fuzzy and each with it’s own motto, chest patch or symbol of some sort it says here. It also says here that each has its own character quirk, relationship challenge and caring mission. Authorities are cautioning everyone to be on the lookout for these Care Bears and to alert authorities to their whereabouts if spotted. The reports are coming in faster than flies at a forgotten fish fry. But I’m getting word that the President is about to speak....and yes...we will take you live to an undisclosed underground instillation where the President is speaking. Enjoy. And remember to the victory go the spoils. Haste makes waste. And racecar spell backwards is racecar. God save the Queen.”
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